Author: Woody
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Woody’s Winners 3/23/2022
Yup yup yup. The big bad blog man is back baby! 2-0 also known as perfection. You quite literally cannot ask for a better gambling night. For all of you Woodheads that read yesterday’s blog, it is funny that the day after I pronounce that I am actively trying to continue the losing streak of…
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Big news! CJ Stroud got a new helmet
Fellas. Did you hear about this? Did you see this? Qb1, CJ Stroud got a new helmet and he is now going to be better at running than Lamar Jackson at Louisville. I guess that means he is going to win the Heisman. I don’t make the rules. This is quite clearly a basketball is…
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Woody’s Winners 3/22/2022
When will the misery end? I mean fellas, this is bad. Two picks last night. Two losers. I am starting to wonder what I have done to deserve this pain and suffering. I’m not going to lie to you all, I did consider retiring until March Madness started back up this weekend. But then I asked…
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Basketball Buckeyes vs. Villanova Recap
You know the saying “It was fun while it lasted”? Well, it most certainly was not fun with the 2021-22 Buckeyes. Am I being too cynical after watching them lose a game they easily could have won? Sure, but you could say that for every loss down the stretch. I suppose the game yesterday against…
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Woody’s Winners 3/21/2022
I may be the worst gambler on the face of the earth. Ok maybe not the worst but definitely not the best. My gambling weekend kind of went how Ohio States basketball season went. I treaded water and showed glimmers of hope for the first three quarters and then got absolutely railed the last quarter.…
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Basketball Buckeyes vs Loyola Recap and Nova Preview
The basketball Buckeyes did it! They defeated God! Or Jesus Christ I think. It has been brought to my attention that I may have gotten the two confused in my sister Jean preview blog. The days of getting chocky chip pancakes after Sunday school are long gone. Hand up, I apologize to the big man…
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Woody’s Winners 3/18/2022
March Madness is unbeaten. The GOAT. The day had its lows, but the highs are higher than the crack head outside the local Walmart that you awkwardly avoid eye contact with as he shakes an empty McDonalds large Iced Tea cup with two pennies in it while asking if you have found your lord and…
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Basketball Buckeyes vs Sister Jean Preview
Ohio State is screwed. They have been for a while and now they face their toughest opponent. God. No opponent I would want to play less after losing 4 out of your last 5 games. I mean the guy rose from the dead, turned water into wine and was born from a virgin. I think…
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Woody’s Winners 3/17/2022
I’m disgusted with myself. Like the kind of disgusted when you can smell your coworker’s lunch on their breathe because every time they talk to you it has to be two inches from your face. Like dude, get the hell away from me and throw in a stick of big red while you’re at it.…
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Valspar Championship Betting Guide
Did you guys hear who won The Players Championship last week? Some Australian guy. Has a sweet mullet and mustache. Pretty good golfer. Shot the lowest combined four round score in PGA history earlier this year. Oh yeah, his name is Cameron Smith. The reason I know that is because I won 36 units betting…
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