Woody’s Winners 3/22/2022

When will the misery end? I mean fellas, this is bad.  Two picks last night. Two losers. I am starting to wonder what I have done to deserve this pain and suffering. I’m not going to lie to you all, I did consider retiring until March Madness started back up this weekend. But then I asked myself if momma raised a bitch? That reminded me that I don’t run from the danger. I am the fucking danger!

Well, it turns out I was wrong when thinking Andrew Wiggins was still on the Minnesota Timberwolves. When the hell did that happen? From what I remember that guy was a stud at Kansas, and he was from Canada which is perfect because Minnesota is Canada. Not sure why they would ever trade him when the whole demographic is from his homeland aye. But I was right about Luka being on the Mavs. But then was wrong again because he sucks. How can you be an NBA superstar and only score 15 points against the Timberwolves? Everybody in the world knows the T-wolves aint got no D. So, Luka has made the list. He is a wannabe D Wade and that’s never going to happen. D Wade is the man.

The Hockey Over lost again. That makes four losses in a row. Kind of impressive how bad I have been. That’s all I have to say about that.

Here are my plays:

Hockey Over: St. Louis @ Washington Over 6.5 1 Unit. Its official I am trying to pick losers now. If you can’t beat em, join em. Tonight is for five losers in a row.

Late Night Over: Clippers @ Nuggets Over 220.5 1 Unit. The Joker. The Joke man. Jokic. You kidding me. MVP of the league. And Kawhi Leonard!!! Shittin me? Stealing money with this over. Yup yup lock.

-Woody

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