Author: Woody
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Woody’s Winners 4/1/2022
Yup. Yup. Yup. Another one. Another winning night. 2-1 on the night. I am slowly collecting bullets this week so I can unload the clip this weekend. I am going to drop a monster bet on one of the Final Four games. I am considering making the largest bet I have ever made on it.…
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Woody’s Winners 3/31/2022
Yup, its official. I have found the winning formula. I went 2-1 last night so the three-bet minimum a night is undefeated (1-0 but still has never lost). That means it is here to stay. I really am a simple, face value kind of guy. You say, “Hey this Johnny Bench autographed baseball is $80…
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Valero Texas Open Betting Guide
I am the best golf handicapper on the planet. A few weeks ago, at The Players Championship I picked the outright winner at +3600. Thank you, Cameron Smith. Then this past week, at the Dell Match Play I picked the two golfers that matched up in the championship as my outright winners. It was easily…
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Woody’s Winners 3/30/2022
Yup. Yup. Yup. 2-0. Undefeated. Ever heard of her? A little bounce back action never hurt nobody. But if I am being completely honest. Going 2-0 was the second coolest thing that happened to me yesterday. Your boy put up some numbies on twitter. I think in the past I have mentioned that I am…
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Woody’s Winners 3/29/2022
Remember in yesterday’s blog how I said I felt like I could smack a man on live television like Will Smith because of the heater I was on? Yeah, I am now Chris Rock getting smacked by my stupid gambling arrogance. So, I guess that makes me a moron and a loser. If you can’t…
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Woody’s Winners 3/28/2022
What a weekend, fellas! 3-1 Friday, 3-0 Saturday and 4-0 Sunday. Yeah, I think I got my swagger back. If you don’t understand that reference, I feel bad for you. Last week I started as a defeated loser. Then I upgraded to an average ass 5’9” divorced accountant stepdad that drinks IPA’s and watches primetime…
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Woody’s Weekend Winners 3/26/2022
Yesterday was FINALLY a good day! Yesterday I was the 5’9” step dad accountant and today I am… idk who is a middle of the road celebrity? Vin Diesel! Yup, I am Vinny Big D. Fast and Furious is tight. 3-1 is 3-1 but I did lose “my dog got his balls snipped today” whole…
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Ohio State Pro Day Recap
I always thought the idea of the Pro Day was funny. What the hell do the scouts even learn that they don’t already know? They all have watched every single snap of college football these players have played over the last three to four years against actual defenders in football pads. But now let’s watch…
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Woody’s Winners 3/25/2022
Hello friends. Welcome to Woody Sports. Here you will find the most average gambler to ever do it. I am the 5’10” 195-pound white guy that is an accountant. He works 9 to 5 and drives home in his 2013 Nissan Altima to his second wife and two step kids. He eats his frozen lasagna…
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WGC Dell Match Play Betting Guide
Last week at the Valspar didn’t treat me quite as well as The Players did the week before when I picked Cameron Smith to win at +3600. That is just a reminder, I am definitely not bragging because I have pretty much given it all back through March Madness live bets. I’m a sucker for…
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