Woody’s Winners 3/3/2022:

Put on the hard hat. Lace up the boots. And let’s go grind out these winners. Not sure if that is going to be taken the way I intend it to but anyway. My college bball picks have been like watching your buddy hit on the hot girl at the bar that you know he has no shot with because he has been spitting on her the whole time he has been talking. Tough scene. Either they are favorites that outright lose or last second shots to cash tickets. Calls for tums and a whiskey coke.

If you aren’t betting the hockey over every day, first off, fuck you and second off, I’m sorry because you aren’t filthy rich. I was a cunt hair away from a perfect 5-0 on hockey overs last week and this week is already guaranteed to be in the green. Mr. Ice? Iceman? No, call me Sir Ice.

This is the part when you skip over my college bball picks and go straight for the hockey over. Here are my plays:

Ohio State is playing: Ohio St -6 vs. Mich St 1 unit. I can’t help myself. I see scarlet and grey; I unload on them. Financially

Rat Line: Iowa +2.5 @ TTUN 1 unit. Another spread I don’t understand. I realize TTUN looked good the other day but they are still a bunch of losers.

Late Night Over: Oregon Washington Over 144.5 1 unit. As long as Oregon runs the Chip Kelly spread offense, we are Gucci.

Hockey Over: Pit Tampa Over 6 1 unit. Sid the Kid is good for at least a couple goals. Then Tampa is good I think. No doubt.


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