Author: Woody
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Woody’s 2022 NFL Draft Betting Guide
Happy NFL Draft day! This has to be overwhelmingly the most exciting day for every NFL fan. The reason being because every team has one thing in common. HOPE! Even Lions fans have hope which let me tell ya, that hope is false hope. Don’t tell Lions fans that though. Let them have the rest…
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Kendrick Perkins Ended Newport Cigs Whole Existance
I normally don’t consume sports talk TV anymore, especially on ESPN. Mainly because I think most of the people on the shows are talentless and just report the sports news from a teleprompter. Nothing is wrong with that but I already get 100 Bleacher Report notifications a day telling me what is going on in…
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2022 NFL Draft Preview: Players That Matter
Football is back! Kind of I guess. At least talking about football is back and that is half the battle. The 2022 NFL Draft is this week and I don’t think it is crazy to say that this has to be the least hyped draft in a while. Clearly the reason is because a Xichigan…
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Woody’s Winners 4/25/2022
Alright fellas. Here is the thing. I have been following a pattern of a unreal winning week that inflates my ego and makes me think I am a millionaire (I know, crazy, how am I not a millionaire? Yet…). Then followed by a losing week you should only read about in the news for the…
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Woody’s Winners 4/22/2022
Yawnnnn. Yet another winning day. 3-1 seems to be the peak if I am being quite frank with all of y’all (you all or yinz for you savages in Pittsburgh). Just can’t quite seem to crack through the glass ceiling to the ever so precious undefeated day. It’s not even like I am getting teased…
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Woody’s Winners 4/21/2022
1, 2, 3 and to the 4?? Shout out Snoop Dogg. Anyway, I am officially streaking again. Not the dick and ass out kind like Will Ferrell in Old School. “You’re my boy Blue!” But the kind that means I have had more success than I have had failure, with this little thing called sports gambling,…
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Woody’s Winners 4/20/2022
Come on now! I’m catching a little bit of fire again. Like I said yesterday, the steaks are real. It truly is a week by week up or down trend. By the time every Tuesday blog comes out, you Woodheads should already know weather to tail me or not. Luckily for my 500 plus followers…
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Woody’s Winners 4/19/2022
Oh shit, watch out. Your boy is back. 3-1 on the night last night with 1 of the 3 being a +2.5 unit parlay winner. I have got to be one of the streakiest gamblers in the game right now. I put up some absolute dog shit stinkers last week. I think I had three…
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Woody’s Winners 4/14/2022
Well, I’ll be damned. This is going to be a fucking problem if this losing shit continues at this rapid of a rate. 0-5. By far the worst day in Woody Sports history. But honestly it is pretty on brand. The slogan is “Where gambling misery and buckeyes fans find company.” If this isn’t gambling…
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Woody’s Winners 4/13/2022
Fellas, I suck. I am well on my way to the worst gambling week of all time. I just had to be the asshole that jokingly said that last week was so full of winners that this week I will fill up the L column. I am doing a bang up job of that so…