Author: Woody
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America’s National Treasure: Joey Chestnut
Happy belated Fourth of July! I hope all of you spent the weekend drinking as many beers as possible while lighting off fireworks with your bare hands and wearing overalls with a Columbia PFG hat on. Mine went something like that. While I was detoxing yesterday from the America filled weekend, I tuned in to…
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The Pac 12 Is Dead!
College Football is officially getting weird! It is making me feel uncomfortable for some reason. I feel like everything that I once knew, I have to relearn. It’s official, USC and UCLA have joined the Big Ten conference starting in 2024. I know you all have been dying to get my take on the matter so…
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Jim Harbaugh Is The WORST
Like I have said in past blogs, I am trying to get into this whole Tik Tok thing. If you haven’t heard of it let me, a person who doesn’t even have the app downloaded, explain it to ya. It is a straight up theft of Vine (the best social media app of all time).…
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The Buckeyes have won the 2024 Football National Championship
I have already declared that the Buckeyes have won the 2022 CFP National Championship. Also sprinkled in there, CJ stroud has won the 2022 Heisman. 60 passing TDs really set him apart from the field. Now that this upcoming season is already in the past, it is on to the future. THE Ohio State Buckeyes…
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The Largest College Football NIL Deal Is Irrelevant
Jaden Rashada is a 2023 4 star high school QB recruit. He just committed to play football at the University of Miami. He had offers elsewhere but surprisingly chose the Canes over the Florida Gators. If I am boring you to tears I will hurry up and get to the good part. The reason Jaden…
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Baseball Brawls and Delivery Guys
Did y’all catch the Mariners Angels game yesterday? I’m sure many of you did because how could the average baseball fan miss a day game on the west coast in the middle of a Sunday. No real excuse if you think about it. The responsible people on this earth should have been back from having…
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The Most Exciting 2 Minutes in Sports
Derby day is here. Not only is the Kentucky Derby here, the REGULAR Kentucky Derby is here. No more Covid bullshit with no crowd and horses wearing masks. Ok maybe that last part never happened but it is going to be fun actually watching a normal, regular ass Kentucky Derby for the first time in…
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The Brian Hartline Victory Lap Isn’t Over
I wrote a blog after day 1 of the NFL Draft stating the undeniable fact that Brian Hartline and the Ohio State Buckeyes were the number 1 winners from the 2022 NFL Draft. This simply can not be argued due to the how true it is. If you have 3 wide receivers get drafted at…
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The Cincinnati Reds Suck So Bad Their Fans Are Pooping In Trucks
It is official. The Reds are the worst team of all time. They started 2-2 in the season opening series against the world champ Atlanta Braves. Not bad right? Hold my beer (Bud Light of course). They are now 3-19… They lost 11 games in a row, threw in 1 win and now are on…
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The Man Who Has It All: Brian Hartline
With the first round of the NFL draft being last night, everyone loves to get their take in on who won and lost the draft along with grading every teams pick. Outside of the Bengals I honestly don’t give a flying f$#% about any of that. What I do care about is Ohio State football…