Woody’s Winners 4/22/2022

Yawnnnn. Yet another winning day. 3-1 seems to be the peak if I am being quite frank with all of y’all (you all or yinz for you savages in Pittsburgh). Just can’t quite seem to crack through the glass ceiling to the ever so precious undefeated day. It’s not even like I am getting teased with the undefeated record. Not even a singular ball gets tickled because I always lose the first one. I’m not even getting to the bedroom door. I drive her home after a nice quaint evening at the local olive garden. Drop her at the door and I am lucky if I am allowed to peck her on the cheek. Depends how many garlic bread sticks I had at The garden. And I love me some bread sticks.

Also, this may be a hot take, but I am not a fan of never telling the waiter or waitress to stop when he, she or it is shredding the parmesan cheese on the pasta. I assume I am in the minority with this one, but I have a keyboard in front of me and you don’t so that makes me the majority, right? Don’t get me wrong, I like parmesan as much as the next guy but I’m not trying to overdose on the shit. If you are the asshole that never says stop, I honestly kind of hate you.

If I’m not mistaken, which I’m not, The Hockey Over is undefeated this week again. A lot of pressure riding on me to complete yet another perfect Hockey Over week. Pressure makes diamonds and if I’m being honest… I don’t have any diamonds.

NBA player prop bet is undefeated in its last one. Forget the 2 before that may or may not have lost. I am fully in on the prop bets now and also highly considering buying a Patrick Beverly jersey. The man is a dog.

Here are my plays:

Reds 12th Loss: Cardinals -1.5 +128 vs Reds 1 Unit. Getting back on the horse of the reds suck and I’m gonna ride it until we turn this horse into glue.

Diamond Dog: Brewers ML +105 vs Phillies 1 Unit. I think the Phillies suck. Bryce Harper is only relevant because he is what every 40-year-old beer gut, balding dad thought they looked like when they were 25.

The Hockey Over: Avalanche Oilers Over 6.5 1 Unit. This is the one Fellas. 5-0 is a lock. I am saying this with 100% confidence but 0% certainty.

Prop Top: Kyle Lowry Over 13.5 points 1 Unit. I’m all in on the scrappy point guards scoring a modest amount of points. I like layups and dishing the rock I guess.


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