Well, I’ll be damned. This is going to be a fucking problem if this losing shit continues at this rapid of a rate. 0-5. By far the worst day in Woody Sports history. But honestly it is pretty on brand. The slogan is “Where gambling misery and buckeyes fans find company.” If this isn’t gambling misery, I sure as fuck don’t know what is.

It’s a pretty safe bet that I won’t be participating in any all parlay cards for a long while. I still don’t hate the concept. If I would have just won one of them I would have almost broke even. Yes, that is as bad of loser talk that I have ever participated in. But guess what? You are reading the words of a loser right now. So what does that make you? Sorry, I am lashing out. That was uncalled for and unnecessary. I’ll be better, I am better than that. I am also better than 0 and friggin’ 5. What’s that one saying? God gives his toughest battles to his toughest soldiers. Or something like that. This must be God calling me out and seeing if I got the nuts. You know what God? I’ll show you what kind of nuts I got. Eh, that kinda sounds bad, but I really hope you know what I mean… If not, whatever. Small card today. Back to the basics. Walk before you can run type of shit.

Here are my plays:

NRFI: Cardinals Brewers No Runs in the First Inning 1 Unit. I am starting to realize I love picking MLB games from the NL Central. But pick what you kinda know, I guess. Pitcher duel in this one.

Diamond Dog: Cardinals +126 @ Brewers 1 Unit. Sticking with the same game here. I slightly like the Cardinals fire power better here. That Arenado kid is some kind of stud.

The Hockey Over: Detroit @ Carolina Over 6.5 1 Unit. Who do you want to run to after the school bully shoves you in a locker? To mom and dad (or dad and dad/mom and mom (2022)) because you trust them. I trust the Detroit Red Wings and the Carolina Hurricanes. Whose yo daddy?

-Woody